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With nearly as many movie titles as sequential lives
of vampires themselves, The Vampire Diaries Part 1, aka
Thicker Than Water, aka Dark Sabbath is actually all about
identity crisis of a different kind, in this devilish and
spicy marinated vampire brew of bratty burb teen, stylishly
rude angst and undead wicked charm. The Vampire Diaries
also navigates a smooth segue from classic gore lore into
present day, dressed to kill dysfunctional rotting family
tree demonology.***
Written and directed by Phil Messerer (Hollywood Hustle)
as part of a similarly delicious warped trilogy in progress,
The Vampire Diaries tips at the high end of the terror meter,
by tapping tabloid style into what is most sordidly ordinary.
Eilis Cahill is Lara Baxter, a sarcastic goth teen loner
with a unique talent for killer insults that could give
Ellen Page's Juno some serious competition. Lara obsesses
about vampires and casts a concocted homemade spell or two,
while tolerating a freaky family comprising a failed crippled
former Bulgarian ice skater mom, fake full time doctor brother,
and smug goody two shoes twin sister Helen (Devon Bailey).
Helen starts to experience suspect vampire symptoms, following
a ritual curse carried out by her sullen and frankly utterly
surprised sibling.***
Messerer is adept at balancing shock, sick humor, sibling
rivalry, summoned up ancient vampire history more or less,
and perverse personality disorders. In one freaky interlude,
mom frets over how to feed the family vampire without having
to resort to homicide, and wonders if going around the country
robbing blood banks might be just the thing.***
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Final Words:
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Though the director certainly
has a gift for smirky cutting conversation and crafting character
pathology with bloodthristy weirdness to spare, the storytelling
does tend to get anemic and thin out as it proceeds along.
This is especially so during the sudden appearance from a
distant century of a dapper dandy vampire ancestor, a feeding
frenzy carried out on assorted born again Mormon sacrifices,
and something referred to much too fleetingly as Maurice Duchamp's
infamous bordello of blood down in NO, sorry, I missed the
point. But the macabre journey along the way, rarely ceases
to playfully astonish and amaze.*** |
